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1x05 You Think You Know Somebody
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at December 9th, 2005 (06:54 pm)

You Think You Know Somebody
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VERONICA: Time for a chat?
LOGAN: Well. Think if hell froze over, maybe it'd be on the news.

VERONICA: Dude, where's your car?

LOGAN: Thanks for the ride. Does this mean you're gonna play nice now?
VERONICA: Walk in front of the car, we'll see.

VERONICA: Let's go back to your house.
TROY: And take my mind off my problems?
VERONICA: And get the details on the car. Model. Licence number. VIN.
TROY: How do you make VIN sound so hot?

VERONICA: Wait, if I'm Daphne, what does that make you? Fred?
WALLACE: Oh no. If I gotta be any of those white boys, I gotta be Shaggy all the way baby. Shaggy's got mad flavour.
VERONICA: Awwww, you still have a subscription to Mad Magazine. You're all about the flavour.

VERONICA: Hey, help me out. So, for my dad's birthday, I'm thinking… rock climbing?
WALLACE: Because he loves heights?

VERONICA VOICEOVER: You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.

VERONICA VOICEOVER: The best way to dull the pain of your best friend's murder is to have your mother abandon you as soon as possible. It's like hitting your thumb with a hammer, then when it's throbbing so badly you don't think you'll survive, you cut the damn thing off.

WEEVIL: Baby, I'll buy a piñata.
VERONICA: Will you buy me a piñata full of steroids?

VERONICA: We need to talk.
LUKE: All right. But does it have to be next to the feminine hygiene machine?
VERONICA: Yeah. Get over it.

LUKE: I can't do this. I mean, you have no idea what I went through to get this ball. You have no idea what it's going to be worth when he retires,
VERONICA: Luke. A ball or your life. You do the math. It's a ball!

ASHLEY: So, Ms Mars. How do you respond to the rumours that your boyfriend hooked up with strippers in Tijuana last weekend?
VERONICA: Ms Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?

TROY: Hey sexy. Give me a kiss, make all my troubles disappear?
VERONICA: All your troubles? That would take a lot of kissing. I'm just glad we weren't dating when you were kicked out of those two schools for drug possession and trafficking, my lips would've fallen off.

VERONICA: Remember this moment. 'Cause you're gonna regret it. Toodles.

KEITH: I love it. Ever notice how everything you make just… tends to lean a little to the left?
VERONICA: I do that on purpose.