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1x06 - Return of the Kane
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at December 9th, 2005 (07:32 pm)

Return of the Kane
Quote of the Epiosde
VERONICA: Why would he have wanted to kill you?
LILLY: Honestly. I was awesome, right?
VERONICA: I miss you, Lilly.

DUNCAN: Please Dad. All they do is sell candy and argue about prom decorations.
JAKE: Right, that's all they do now. Until the reign of Kane.
DUNCAN: Dear god! May no one have just heard him say reign of Kane.

VERONICA: My dad's gone a little nutty with all these father-daughter days.
WALLACE: Yeah, see me on the other hand, would love to go to the zoo with my dad.
VERONICA: Wallace, don't…
WALLACE: But he's dead, so.
VERONICA: Okay. I hate myself. Are you happy?
WALLACE: Um-hum.

MADISON: You're not allowed delivery.
WANDA: And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go. Shoo. Return to Xanadu.

KEITH: Honey. Shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid, you know, fruits and vegetables?
VERONICA: What is that? A maraschino cherry?

LILLY: Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I? We'd have a lot of fun together… yeah… if, um, you know, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
VERONICA: Why are you here?
LILLY: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served
LILLY: Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

DUNCAN: Student council giveth, student council taketh away.

WANDA: Okay. The rich kids, they run things around here. They're the minority and they're corrupt. They get away with murder. Pirate Points is just another way they reward themselves for so swell. They have all the power, we're the disenfranchised but only because we let ourselves be. It's time to take action!

VERONICA: Well if "Wanda rulez" why'd you vote for Duncan, you head case? I wanna find out who this kid is and what art room he voted in.
WALLACE: Yeah, and I want a statue of myself in the main lobby, holding a musket, staring down danger.
WALLACE: Since we're talking about stuff we want.

VERONICA: [Cheerfully] Hi Madison. I heard you lost your student aide gig and your student council spot. If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation, on Fridays, ee-uh, Sloppy Joes are your best bet.

VERONICA: So, was it your idea or did you just play it your usual way?
DUNCAN: What's my usual way?
VERONICA: Oh, you know, Duncan. You don't initiate trouble. You don't initiate much of anything anymore.
DUNCAN: Don't stop there, Veronica. Say it. What's my usual way?
VERONICA: You stand idly by.

This isn't a quote, it's the text that could be seen on the Neptune High Website and I thought it was interesting so I included it here
Neptune High School has an enrolment of 1500 students in a grade 9-12 comprehensive public high school located in Neptune, a community within the city limits of Neptune, CA. It is part of the Balboa County Unified School District. The area is dominated by the local Universities and adjacent research and development firms. NHS is a school with a strong emphasis on academic achievement. Over 90% of our graduates continue their education at universities and colleges, with a significant... (text after this cannot be read)

WANDA: Do we need any…provisions?
VERONICA: Provisions? With a capital E, absolutely. But I know a guy.
WANDA: Oh, jealous. Wish I knew a guy.

DUNCAN: Thank you Mrs Donaldson. And now, my first act as President, I would like to make sure that no one loses a single Pirate Point. But you know what? In addition to varsity sports, I would also like to make sure that students in band, students who make honour role, students who perform in school plays, that write for the school newspaper… Even students who excel in vocational trades should be eligible to earn Pirate Points. And they should share in the benefits. Okay. So what kind of candy should we sell this year?

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1x05 You Think You Know Somebody
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at December 9th, 2005 (06:54 pm)

You Think You Know Somebody
Quote of the Epiosde
VERONICA: Time for a chat?
LOGAN: Well. Think if hell froze over, maybe it'd be on the news.

VERONICA: Dude, where's your car?

LOGAN: Thanks for the ride. Does this mean you're gonna play nice now?
VERONICA: Walk in front of the car, we'll see.

VERONICA: Let's go back to your house.
TROY: And take my mind off my problems?
VERONICA: And get the details on the car. Model. Licence number. VIN.
TROY: How do you make VIN sound so hot?

VERONICA: Wait, if I'm Daphne, what does that make you? Fred?
WALLACE: Oh no. If I gotta be any of those white boys, I gotta be Shaggy all the way baby. Shaggy's got mad flavour.
VERONICA: Awwww, you still have a subscription to Mad Magazine. You're all about the flavour.

VERONICA: Hey, help me out. So, for my dad's birthday, I'm thinking… rock climbing?
WALLACE: Because he loves heights?

VERONICA VOICEOVER: You know those people who can predict when change is coming in their life? I'm not one of them. Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.

VERONICA VOICEOVER: The best way to dull the pain of your best friend's murder is to have your mother abandon you as soon as possible. It's like hitting your thumb with a hammer, then when it's throbbing so badly you don't think you'll survive, you cut the damn thing off.

WEEVIL: Baby, I'll buy a piñata.
VERONICA: Will you buy me a piñata full of steroids?

VERONICA: We need to talk.
LUKE: All right. But does it have to be next to the feminine hygiene machine?
VERONICA: Yeah. Get over it.

LUKE: I can't do this. I mean, you have no idea what I went through to get this ball. You have no idea what it's going to be worth when he retires,
VERONICA: Luke. A ball or your life. You do the math. It's a ball!

ASHLEY: So, Ms Mars. How do you respond to the rumours that your boyfriend hooked up with strippers in Tijuana last weekend?
VERONICA: Ms Banks. Have you decided which parent you're going to live with after the divorce? And if I may, a follow up. Can you believe your father's choice in mistresses?

TROY: Hey sexy. Give me a kiss, make all my troubles disappear?
VERONICA: All your troubles? That would take a lot of kissing. I'm just glad we weren't dating when you were kicked out of those two schools for drug possession and trafficking, my lips would've fallen off.

VERONICA: Remember this moment. 'Cause you're gonna regret it. Toodles.

KEITH: I love it. Ever notice how everything you make just… tends to lean a little to the left?
VERONICA: I do that on purpose.

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1x04 The Wrath Of Con
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at December 9th, 2005 (04:23 pm)

The Wrath Of Con
Quote of the Episode
LILLY: You love me don't you?

VERONICA: So, what did you think of him?
KEITH: Oh, hey, you're home early.
VERONICA: Oh hey, did you run his licence plate? Or did you get fingerprints?

LILLY: Why do you insist on suppressing your hotness? The world is ready for you Veronica Mars. You don't have to blend in.
VERONICA: I'm not trying to blend in.

LILLY: You are not a yellow cotton dress.
VERONICA: What am I?
LILLY: You're red satin. You are strapless red satin.

LILLY: Oh, whoop-de-frigging-doo, Veronica.

VERONICA: Hi! You've reached Amber. Leave me a message.

VERONICA VOICEOVER: I've already lived the dream. Everything else seems like a cheap reminder.

LOGAN: I believe Keanu Reeves said it best, when he said, Whoa!

VERONICA: Okay, it must be the hair. Blonde.

LIAM: I have one word. Ownage.


WALLACE: It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

LILLY: Okay, it's my turn? Logan.
LOGAN: Truth.
LILLY: What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her.
LOGAN: [Mumbling and embarressed] I don't know, I thought she was hot.
VERONICA: I was 12 when you moved here!
LOGAN: Oh, and, like you weren't working it in your shorts and your kneesocks.
VERONICA: That was my soccer uniform!
LOGAN: So, whatever! It totally worked!

VERONICA: Our boyfriends are all class

LOGAN: Oh, oh okay. I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts.

GRANT: Can we have our backup drives now?
VERONICA: You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy. Your backups are in the garbage can, next to the bench.

LILLY: You love me don't you?


I feel like I've missed some here so let me know if I have


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1x03 Meet John Smith
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at December 9th, 2005 (02:36 pm)

Meet John Smith

Quote of the Episode
Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle and then you choose.
You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.
Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you’re like me, you just keep chasing the storm.

LOGAN: Hey, did you hook up with Shelley last night?
DUNCAN: Uh, she’s a talker. urns out she has conflicted feelings towards her new stepmom and the colour scheme the woman’s chosen for the family rec room-
LOGAN: I hate it when they talk.
DUNCAN: Yeah, I know it.

JUSTIN: Owen, dude, I can’t. I’m gonna hook up with Veronica Mars.
OWEN: Yeah, and I’m going parasailing with Halle Berry.

VERONICA: [Boastfully] Wallace is a friend of mine.
Veronica performs a martial arts gesture with her hands.
VERONICA: Take that, high school guidance counsellor.
KEITH: Well, hello Wallace. Now what’s going on here?

KEITH: [To Wallace] So how did she rope you into this?
WALLACE: She promised me all the answer keys to- She’s promised to be my friend.
KEITH: I’d of held out for a better offer.

WALLACE: Awww, sweet. You wrote your teacher a poem.
VERONICA: Okay, yes, I was a kiss-ass. You’ve outed me, now can I see it?

TROY: I’m kinda-I’m kind of tired of this song.
Troy bangs the mini-jukebox on the table. It has no effect
TROY: I would have expected sex had that worked.
VERONICA: Had that worked, you would have gotten it.

KEITH: How was your date?
VERONICA: Oh, you know. Lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
KEITH: That’s not funny.
VERONICA: I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it was.

TROY: Don’t run Veronica, people might think that you’re desperate.
VERONICA: That would be a step up, reputation wise.

DUNCAN: Ooooh, Grasshopper too slow for Kung-Fu Master. If you can take the flask out of my hand then you will be…new master.

DUNCAN: Wait, wait, wait. Guys! Check it out guys. Six guys. Bleachers. Jump in when you’re feeling this, okay? [Singing, badly] Summer loving had me a blast.

VERONICA: I think I might have given you the wrong impression. I had a really great time. I just…
TROY: It’s just that you need more, and you know you get to fill in the blank here, a – time, b – space-

DUNCAN: Remember how things used to be.
VERONICA VOICEOVER: You mean between us? Or before Lilly died? Or two weeks ago before your friend took an interest in me?
DUNCAN: Veronica?
VERONICA: Not really no.

NURSE: Do you want your girlfriend to stay in here with you?
VERONICA: Oh, I’m not his girlfriend-
DUNCAN: Yeah, yeah that’s cool.
They share a tender look.

DUNCAN: Lilly?
LILLY: Yeah, what, you forgot about me already?

LILLY: Clue in, donut.

Troy comes out of the house and stands before her.
TROY: It’s about time.
Veronica starts crying and he hugs her.


Sorry I've been a bit slack (ok a lot slack) with updating but I recently finished all my assesment and i was focusing on that. I'm on holidays now so I'll definately be updating more often. I hope.


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1x02 Credit Where Credit Is Due
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at October 12th, 2005 (02:43 pm)

current mood: sick
current song: a headache

Credit Where Credit Is Due

Quote of the Episode
TROY: Are you always this persnickity.
VERONICA: Sometimes I’m even persnickity-er.

WALLACE: Another big Friday night. You got plans?
VERONICA: I don’t know. I might take Backup for a run or rent a movie maybe.
WALLACE: Congratulations. You’re officially Neptune High’s most boring person.
VERONICA: Did I mention the movie might be PG-13?
WALLACE: Ow! Jump back wild child.

WALLACE: Maybe. I don’t know what an 09er is.
VERONICA: It’s someone who lives in the prestigious 90909 zip code.

TROY: What do you say, dog? You ready to get this party started? You ready to burn this mother down. Up, jump… the boogie.
DUNCAN: My plan? And I haven’t worked this out entirely yet so bear with me, was to raise the roof.

VERONICA: Smell ya, later.

CAITLIN: I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
MALLORY: Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we are a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
CAITLIN: Meaning?
MALLORY: Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

TROY: Flat?
VERONICA: Just as God made me

VERONICA: Moron says what.

TROY: Well a wise man once said that a “No” is like a “Yes” except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

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Pilot 1x01
by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at October 11th, 2005 (04:27 pm)

current mood: sick
current song: sway - the perishers


Quote of the epsiode:
VERONICA: God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
LILLY: High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune, California, a town without a middle class. If you’re in the second group, you get a job; fast food, movie theatres, mini-marts. Or you could be me. My after-school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

“Hope springs eternal in the human breast;
Man never is, but always to be blest:
The soul, uneasy and confined from home,
Rests and expatiates in a life to come.”
MRS MURPHY: And what do you suppose Pope meant by that?
Life’s a bitch until you die.

Let’s be honest, though. The only reason I was allowed past the velvet ropes was Duncan Kane. Son of software billionaire, Jake Kane, he used to be my boyfriend.

WEEVIL: Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is, is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
VERONICA: So it’s big, huh?
WEEVIL: Legendary.
VERONICA: Well let’s see it. I mean if it’s as big as you say, I’ll be your girlfriend. We could go to prom together.

LOGAN: Hey Ronnie. Hey, we’ve decided that we’d, uh, we’d rather surf than study today, you wanna come with? Duncan will promise to take his shirt off. Does that sweeten the pot?

KEITH: Who’s your daddy?

WALLACE: Oh no you don’t. You really think I’m gonna let you get away with that? That might play with the masses. But underneath that angry young women shell, there’s a slightly less angry young woman who’s just dying to bake me something. You’re a marshmallow, Veronica Mars, a twinkie.

Be cool, Sodapop.

WEEVIL: My uncle has a body shop on the highway. If you come in, you know, I can make sure your body gets the full service treatment.

I'm sorry, is that mushy? Well, you know what they say. Veronica Mars, she's a marshmallow.

EDIT: thanks to tinyangl

DEPUTY SACKS: Veronica Mars, this should be good. CLEMMONS: Veronica,
will you please open your locker. As Veronica is doing so, the dog starts
to bark. VERONICA: [To the dog] Buster. The dog gives a little whine and
obeys her. Deputy Sacks looks down at the dog, disappointed by its
acquiescence. Veronica opens her locker. It is completely empty save for
a picture on the back of the door. It is a picture of Vice Principal
Clemmons framed in a heart. VERONICA: Wow. This is a little embarrassing.

WEEVIL: You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.
Weevil blows Veronica a couple of kisses. Veronica gives him the thumbs
up and the bikers depart.

comment if I missed any :) xx

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by macaroni and cheese (orli_angel)
at October 10th, 2005 (02:37 pm)

current mood: happy
current song: Alias - 1x 09

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Welcome to neptune_quotes. This is a community dedicated to The Quotes of Veronica Mars.
We all know the fantastic quotes this show has. Veronica's spunk, Logan's snark and Wallace's overall charm.
This community will provide easy acces for people who want to quickly look up a quote without reading through a whole transcript or having to watch a whole epsiode.

I'm going to start from the pilot and work my way up. Each time I finish an episode it will go in the memories for your convienience.

If I've missed a quote please comment at the bottom of the entry and I'll add the quote.

I hope this community is helpful.


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